Nobody is going to read this or what we publish even though we use a profile and background picture according to what society tells us is trending...
...BUT...
...if you do stumble upon here (because you are a sucker for cats and blondes), that means you are already super bored without anything better to do, and therefor the main 'target' reader for our fabulous stories!
If you read and don't like the stories, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO TELL US TO STOP WRITING and move on with our untalented lives.
However, I am certain you are going to enjoy these literary tidbits as much as we enjoy writing sarcastic profiles and intriguing stories.
FYI the stories do have cats and blondes. What a coincidence!
XOXO Jon and Roxana :))
- West Palm Beach, Florida
- JoinedSeptember 25, 2018
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Stories by JonAndRoxana
- 2 Published Stories
![12 Seconds Short of Eternity by JonAndRoxana](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/162802054-288-k657824.jpg)
12 Seconds Short of Eternity
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'The humidity hung in the dark like a shroud. It silenced the streets with only the rattling hum of the air c...
![Women Wine and Overtime by JonAndRoxana](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/162803736-288-k652042.jpg)
Women Wine and Overtime
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A salty twang had built up in the corner of his lips. With each taste, it would grind against the skin off hi...