pluto

so much sexual tension between me and my s/o what

‘Wouldn’t you be an amazing toy. God. I wish I could wake you up right now, if only I hadn’t removed my lipstick you seemed to like so much. I wish I could play with you. I wish you could simply fall onto your knees for me. It’ll be a dream.’
          
          -The Wonderous Brain of Edith Darlingheart

i made myself a vampire waifu named edith darlingheart. i call her the "blood sucker twink pegger 3000"
          
          (the blood sucked pegged twink is named elliot aphelion, hes neat)

"This is a gamble I am not completely looking forward to."
          
          something is wrong when nagito says this shit

"You might've gotten me pregnant, goodnight!"
          -nagito

sakuraa
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/279311405-you-gave-me-this-child-hajime

i made a daughter for hajime and nagito, would anyone be interested in the au i wrote for her? her name is sakura "hana" hinata. they couldn't decide if they wanted to name her sakura or hana, but they chose sakura to honor sakura ogami and her sacrifice. hana is just a nickname. izuru is a part of hajime as if he were a part of a small DID system. hajime doesn't have DID, but izuru is his own person inside of hajime and will take control of the flesh suit when he chooses to. hajime is never aware of his actions, so he spoils sakura a lot, earning the title "best dad." kyoko and makoto also had twins half sakura's age and when they were born she felt like a big sister. in this au, yasuke matsuda is alive. sakura has an interest in neurology and wants to become a neurological specialist when she grows up. nagito and hajime work in the future foundation with yasuke. when sakura was young, they would bring her to work because they were busy and couldn't leave her alone. yasuke would show her around his research lab and they became pretty close. sakura calls him "uncle sukesuke". as sakura got older, izuru introduced her to a.i. chiaki and chihiro. he explained what happened, and sakura being a social butterfly, loved to talk to them. she's always called hajime papa, nagito dada, and izuru cat dad
          
          sorry about all that, but I just made her and I already love her

ocs wowza
          the first part took like 3 hours to write help
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/278552213-i%27ll-never-love-again-melansaki

so i was watching hamilton last night with my dad and we both came to an agreement that king george is the best character, lin-manuel miranda is a man of many talents, and all historical figures are jackasses

i need to write a hajime x reader for my own comfort because I swear to kazutaka kodaka i am entering a spiral of depression