Potato 2.0

You think I'd not notice? :3

WADDUP HUMANS
          
          Soooooo, I may or may not have written a story I'm not sure if I should continueify. So please read and provide feedback? Or something.
          
          (And get a free cookie)
          
          I need to sleep because I'm going off 5 hours a day. 
          
          
          Cheerio,
          JustAnAmazingMember

*sitting on my chair, watching Wattpad*
          *a notification pops up*
          *________ is following you*
          *checks profile immediately*
          
          Followers: 100
          
          *pops out the champagne*
          
          Followers and followettes, we have achieved... greatness.

I know you're here please reply to messages 

*Wifi is resurrected after 5 days
          *Immediately checks Wattpad
          *Sees number of notification
          
          Oh shit.

I'll be chronicling a too-be person's adventure in Hogwarts. Going to start tonight!

I have... greater plans. Dedicated to my unofficial God-Littler-Stranger. 

Your profile pic is so apeeling. 
          10 points to padfoot 
          *runs*

I love your profile picture! 

BONJOURRRRRR