𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆-𝑫𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔...

The ACTUAL reason Char Aznable hates Amuro Ray, definitely not because the Earth Federation had his family killed:
          
          Char: “Everyone has Uno dipshit, it came free with your fucking Psycho-Frame!”
          
          Amuro: “III didn’t get it, have the oldest Psycho-Frame known to the Federation.”
          
          Char: “No you don’t, I leaked you the files day ONE you fucking Lahlah killer!”
          
          Amuro: “Well MINE didn’t have it!”
          
          Char: “You HAVE Uno, you fucking dumbass!”
          
          Amuro: “I DON’T have it you fucking idiot!”
          
          Char: “Yes you fucking do!”
          
          Amuro: “I DON’T FUCKING HAVE UNO, MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
          
          Char: “Go into the Mobile Suit menu, you can install it for free-“
          
          Amuro: “ I DON’T HAVE 2, I DON’T HAVE 3, I DON’T HAVE FUCKING 4, I DON’T HAVE 6, 8, 9, 10, ELEVEN FOR FUCKING UNO-“
          
          Char: “IT’S A CARD GAME THEY DON’T EVEN CHARGE YOU FOR IT, YOU DON’T KNOWNA GODDAMN THING-“
          
          AMURO: “I DON’T. HAVE. FUCKING. UNO!!!”
          
          Char: “Fuck!” *He finally ejects, as the Mobile Suit has taken too much damage from the Nu Gundam*
          
          

You funny as hell.

Sup,just wanted to say thanks for all the comments you left on my RWBY. I like seeing readers react to my stories as they read along,i hope you've been enjoying it

Question of the… holy fuck, of the EVENING this time?; Got a little trifecta here for ya’ll:
          
          As far as Marvel Rivals goes, who is your current main? 
          
          What character would you want to see added along with the class they’d play?
          
          Who’s the baddest female on the roster rn? Highkey we’re tied between Susan Storm and Emma Frost. These two have us becoming prestige-rank gooners.
          
          

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Thanks for the follow! Greatly appreciated!

I wanted to preface this by saying I had no idea how I’d initially get this out. Personal commitments I can’t even begin to enumerate have caused me to Sonic Sway irl from any updates. Subsequently, I decided this might be my longest post yet. So without further ado, ya’ll better prepare to take the WHOLE enchilada.
          
          To start things off with some light work, your boy is doing A-OK. As of two days ago I achieved the fabled status of 24 years old. Potential posts have been annulled due to me continuing the assemblage of my very first Gunpla (harrowing stuff Ik.) To offer some exposition, it’s a HG of Kira Yamato’s Rising Freedom scaled at 1/144. 
          
          It’s ongoing, head and torso are done with the legs having been completed recently. The smaller bits are pain in the ASS to keep track of. 
          To spice things up for myself, I copped a HG of its partner mobile suit being that of Athrun Zala’s Immortal Justice mobile suit. Also SH Figuarts DBS Super Hero Goku although that remains unopened.
          
          Saw Spawn Versus Ghost Rider yesterday and the fight was peak unlike the last one but with a much fairer outcome. The music was the best part imo, my contrarian edgelord side couldn’t be playing it any louder. The thing that irked me most is how they introduced Divine Spawn with no real build-up. Forms like that are written to be entirely situational, not something a character an access off-rip. Really thought Blaze would be in his bag this time around. Oh well, so much for dicks out.
          
          
          
          

@deuxdude You’re very welcome my guy.

@JustYourAverageToast Great. Thanks for asking

So, Kratos Vs Asura… Yea. God of Boy Vs Man Too Angry To Die. Fuck my LIFE have we got some stuff to talk about…
          
          First off a couple disclaimers before I get into it. One; no matter which ending was chosen, we can all agree that Mithra deserved better. Two; I mean no disrespect nor do I encourage ANY harassment towards DevilArtemis when making this fight. The guy is a legend, ok? His comedic and animation talent are top tier.
          
          So, this one felt… weaker compared to some of the others they’ve done. The animation was nice, yet felt dragged out just so that Kratos could bully Asura into blowing through each form without any chance to recover. There was little to no weight behind any of their punches, like isn’t that the whole point of a fight between two dudes of this caliber? So you get to feel the rippling impact every time they throw hands?
          
          As for the result, well it goes without saying the majority of us saw it coming a LITERALLY mile away. One of Death Battle’s main problems is inherent bias when it comes to deciding on the victor. Why waste all that time researching when one of the contenders is STRONGER than the other from the fucking get-go? 
          
          Something I hate? Its how they blatantly ignore their own rules about sticking with canon feats/statements ONLY and then proceed to do the exact fucking opposite and hit us with these insane composite versions that introduce a level of unfairness that fucks up the whole experience. How do you expect to have two characters at their peak when it’s random asspulls every five minutes?
          
          All that being said, dicks out for Ghost Rider on the next one. Spawn’s cosmology hasn’t gotten any notable updates in like the past 10 years while even NOW Marvel continues to fatten their own characters.