HOHOHO! IT'S ME! LANCER! And I have discovered what you people call, "The Internet!" It's pretty fun...Dad told me to stay away from it...BUT I DO IT ANYWAYS! Susie for some reason encouraged me to make a profile on here....SO HERE I AM!~

My sweet bike is awesome DON'T TOUCH IT! I'M WARNING YOU SUSIE!
...AND NO STEALING MY SALSA STASH!


Kris: @Kris_Dreemurr

Susie: @PowerOfMeanGirls or @Pastaverse

Ralsei: @flxffybxy or @ImaDistortedReality

Lancer: ME! @KING_Lancer

Noelle: @Deer_Noelle

Rouxls: (Lesser Dad!) @Http-Puzzles

Spade King: (*Lancer shudders* My Dad...) @

Jevil: (*Lancer shudders again*) @xXToTheArkXx

Seam: (Call him "Shawm"...apparently) @ShawmSeap

Sans: (BIG BRO!) @HotCatDealer

Papyrus: (OTHER BIG BRO!) @-nyeheheh


I GOTTA DO SOME EVIL STUFF NOW, I'LL CATCH YA GUYS LATER!~

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| •Not to call a spade a spade, but he's | a spade.
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  • Someone (heroic) somewhere must be thrashed!~
  • JoinedNovember 18, 2018


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KING_Lancer KING_Lancer Dec 04, 2019 11:05PM
(Hey all of y'alls, this is the admin alerting y'all that this account is basically dead now- but follow me at @OfficialGalaxiaBitch that's my main account so...yeet bye friendos!)
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