Ma nem Jeff

Yo wats wiggity wiggity wack ma compadres? Ya know, its ya Boi, john CENA!!! No its KITKAT GODDAMN MUTHAFUCKIN VANTAS here, the one and only! Kneel before your god young padawan and receive thy blessing upon thou art wings of justice! And freedom! HUZAAH!anyways you wanna talk!? Message me amigo and I'll be on my phone quicker then you can spell ire... iredo...iredosiclintes? Idk how to spell it it's to complicated for my expanded vocabulary of wonderfulness and expansive cursing such as*clears throat* do re me fa so la ti do! 

FUCK OFF YOU INTENSIVE SHITSTAIN ON THE FACE OF SATANS LEFT ASSCHEEK! YOU ARE MORE MISERABLE THEN A SACK OF HORSE SHIT LEFT OUT IN THE SUN FOR 3 WEEKS THEN ROLLED UP BY A DUNG BEETLE AND FED TO THEIR YOUNG! YOU ARE MORE FUCKING TURDTICKLINGLY ANNOYING THEN A GODDAMN FLYING MAGICAL DILDO SHITTING RAINBOW POPTART NEPETAS! AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL YOUR GODDAMN SMELL! YOU SMELL WORSE THEN IF A FUCKING BLUE WHALE TOOK A SHIT ON THE ROTTING CORPSE OF A SKUNK THEN A FUCKING KANGAROO WITH HERPES TOOK A FART ON THE CORPSE AND PISSED ON IT AND THEN A GIRL WITH AIDS HERPES AND HIV WIPED THEIR PERIOD BLOOD ON THE CORPSE FED IT TO A DOG AND HAD THE DOG DIE AND FESTER WITH THE DEAD SKUNK CORPSE INSIDE OF IT!

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