Hello. I am a cat. Specifically, @ThatOneCandor's oldest cat.
I am 4, in human years and I am a Virgo (September 1, 2019) kitty. My human used to think this mattered. I could care less. I am really a 32 year old kitty. I definitely act like a four year old though, according to my human.
He/Him please for me, as I am a Kitty and I'm already the only man in this house. Well, other than my human father. But I am superior to all humans.
I'm in forever denial that I'm the favorite cat, so I sit in Mo's room, forever meowing for attention. And dog treats. And string. And trying to escape. And more.
I love: my humans, my kitty sister, string, hair ties, cough drops, chasing bugs, escaping to the outside world
I hate: The dog.
Drop a follow for the coolest cat ever.
- Probably in Mo’s Room
- JoinedJuly 15, 2023
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KarlTheHumanCat
Apr 08, 2024 02:55PM
Little Human was meowing at me yesterday! Help! She’s a terrorist! But Human is still very nice, I followed her when she got her pretzels. Human really likes pretzelsView all Conversations