KarmaXKid

BRO I HAVEN’T BEEN HERE FOR A LOOOOONG TIME LMAO
          	HAS IT BEEN A YEAR OR SOMETHING?
          	Man I came back to 229 notifications *sweats*

KarmaXKid

Yo. 
          HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' VALENTINES DAY TO YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKERS! ;D 
          As for me... 
          HAPPY SELF AWARENESS DAY. 
          I'm single. 
          BUT I DON'T NEED A PARTNER. 
          All I need is food. 
          Fooooooooooooooooooood... 
          By the way, I called you all blind because you guys think of Valentines Day as a time to hang out with your love, so you're blinded by love, when really... 
          Valentines Day is the day Valentine died because he performed stuff that's apparently "not allowed" in the past yet almost no one knows about it or talks about it. 
          THEY'RE ALL BLINDED BY LOVE. 
          But the past is in the past, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BITCH.

KarmaXKid

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Wondering Voice:
          You know what I wanna know?
          How the fuck people find my stories.
          How the fuck people find me!
          I've only become a part of Wattpad for less than a year and I already have a few views and a small amount of followers.
          I really wanna know how people find me.
          I guess it's the same as me finding people?