LMGAO
(laughing my gay ass off)

she/her no fuck that we should destroy gender but that won't happen any soon so I'll go with she/her
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For the slow people who don't know flags. I'm gay and german.

Because many people have fancy bios and I'm bored I want to upgrade this a lil bit.
Some things about me:
~Im a swimmer (competive, was good in the past but then I had an injury and immediately after corona came huch)
~I play the drums (not so good, don't practice a lot oopsie)
~yeah still gay
~my report card was very good (weird flex ik)
~going to learn Spanish next year because my pe teacher, who I have a small crush on, convinced me to choose Spanish instead of latin. I don't even know if I will get her in Spanish...
(Update: I did not get her in Spanish... was thinking of not choosing it again next school year but my current teacher convinced me to keep it) ~you are probably here because quote "you see me in every book I read" or because I made a very funny or weird or completely out of context comment (my favorite) so welcome
~yes my profile picture is a potato bag dressed in a tanga with the word slut
~no it's not slut shaming a bag of potatoes the potato bag calls themself a slut
~yes it is inspired by the pineapple slut but since my nickname is "Kartoffelsack" it's a potato bag
~yes people actually call me "Kartoffelsack" (potato bag) irl
~yes I drew my profile picture myself
~yes I'm very bored right now and you are probably too because you are reading this lol
  • JoinedDecember 28, 2020


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