I have a cat. His name is Staples.


@TheWristCutters is an epically humourous person who is going to be president one day or something! :D She is my wonderful collaborator, and you should really go check her stuff out! Seriously, she's freaking cool!

@ShamrockMagic is my best friend in real life, and I have FINALLY gotten him to create an account here! He's a spazzy, funny, nice guy. Go him! :) There are not enough words to tell how truly... unique... this boy is. (Faltered!)

@VirginiaOwen is a veeery interesting person... She's funny and is so very unique! :) We have such wonderful conversations, her and I... :)

@kennikat is someone whom I think of as a little sister! It's said often, but if you dare mess with her, I'll murder you. :) She's very funny and INSANE! She's a spazzy, hyper chick, and you should honestly chat with her sometime.

@BiancaRosenburrg will grow up and do great great things! She's a person who deserves, like, ten medals, all shiny and awesome looking, and a nice fuzzy blanket! I am forever indebted to her, and will probably be indebted after that, haha! Talent, my dear friends, talent! She possesses it!
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Kaskamak Kaskamak Jun 14, 2013 06:29PM
@joashi Haha, welcome! :) It took me a while but I finally managed to convince him to get an account. :P
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