Wow, a whole section dedicated to just me? Fantastic! I hope there isn't a word limit.
These stories were more or less an accident on my part, if you can believe it. I got so tired of reading the same books to my kids over and over again that I resorted to drastic measures in an attempt to maintain my sanity. In order to change up the usually mundane bedtime routine I started making up stories based around all the movies we watch. They all thought my stories were "legit" (that's a direct quote), but I thought I'd see what people over the age of five thought.
I added some saucy moment and "colorful language" my kids don't get to hear for all you guys. Everybody needs some adult time, am I right?
Hope you enjoy them as much as my kids (or more because they are fickle creatures)!
- JoinedJuly 29, 2014