Crying, convulsing, hyperventilating, dying, shaking, sobbing, bashing my head desperately against the wall, strangling myself to death, drowning, 6 ft under, doing summersaults while tears pour from my previously dried eyes, throwing my phone across my living space, smashing the piano keys, hitting the stacked books, chugging down coffee like if I were Godot, consuming lethal amounts of bleach, putting a chainsaw to my eyes, swallowing acetylsalicylic acid, getting stung by millions of vespids, gets the Bubonic Plague, Tuberculosis, Spanish Flu, border hops with rizz, shovels snow while crying, makes someones child dig me a pool, cooking tacos while tears cascade down my face, steals 16 cars, sits at the bar drunk and crying, donates 17 kidneys, gets organ transplants, spreads the bubonic plague that I caught a few sentences ago, dumps a vile of bedbugs in room, violently throwing up, burning to death on a stake, bombing Canada, throwing a lit match on an orphanage surrounding by gasoline, trash-talks the President publicly, bombing USA, Mexico, France, Japan, China, Belgium, Italy, Germany, India, Greece, Austria, Argentina, Brazil, Denmark, Colombia, Malaysia, Czechia, New Zealand, Chile, Croatia, Finland, Armenia and Egypt, becomes wanted in several different places throughout the world, plane crashes into two different towers, discovers I have cancer, heart disease, dies of illness, un-dies and revives because of comment, pulls up a chair and sits on the floor, pours the milk before the cereal, becomes blind, deaf and with no sense of smell as well as mute, slices and dices you with a katana, pierces you with a sword, shoots myself in the head with a pistol, insults handicap people, crashes through a wall without making a sound, gets high, impales myself accidentally, eats everything that exists on the grand side and top it all off with a cherry on top.
