Secret Agent P1n34pp73

Hey to all:)
I am a pineapple. You may be surprised by this fact, but I am. I am also a highly talented pineapple, thus why I am able to type. It took many years for me to acquire this skill, and I am quite proud of it if I do say so myself:)

Come rant to me about anime!! It is a valuable cultural topic in fruit school (after all, for many years we have trained to be fruit ninjas and must learn from the source; thank you Naruto-sensei (though Fairy Tail is pretty important too, have you ever seen Natsu being a ninja? Totally discreet.)) This high-quality training is the reason why I would wager none of you have ever suspected the fruits and vegetables of your kitchen of being the top agents in every national spy agency.

Signing off, Agent P1n34pp73  :)