♡shut tf up♡

Call me Kow^^
He/they/them/it
Ace/lesbian/nonbinary 
Women👀
Books are neat
That's gay🏳️‍🌈
Band and theater kid
Fear me
I play the clarinet 😎🦑

"The grass is fake 😔"
"Oh look, guess I'm gay now" 
"No way, a tree?! In the forest?!" 
"It's just a J really" 
"Have I meet these potato's before???"
"I'm not like..Homophobic. I'm an ally.."
"I expect the ice to melt.. but it doesn't. It just gets colder and colder..."
"I've found it!"
"You're gonna be blue forever!"
"I'm having a proper full on gay crisis" 
"As your token straight friend, it's my duty to remind you that some people are straight. It's an unfortunate fact of life" 
"We are NOT calling it magical death spit!"
"We still understand. Like we did five minutes ago when you last explained it. And five minutes before that. And-"
"You said you wish my nose was a hearing so you could eat it" 
"Is there a duck on my face?"
"You'd be able to just run up a tree to the moon" 

NickxCharlie
TaoxElle
TaraxDarcy
ImogenxSahar
Fuck Ben, Harry, and David

SimonxWheilham
Fuck August

DracoxHarry
Fuck Voldi man 

GloryxDeathbringer
SunnyxStarflight
TurtlexKinkajou
QiblixWinter
WillowxSundew
ClayxPeril
BlazexGlaicer
Fuck Burn, Scarlet, Darkstalker, Diamond, Blister, Wasp, and Vulture