Off Switch

 #active

I'M BACK  

"Mi ever have mi gun so mi haffi move sharp like mi knife"
*watch your profanity*

whoops; sorry. ~carrying on~

I am a mirror; I am a broken screen; I'm a mad routine that's just patterned out and I'm over it.

I graduated high school. Hence, my name change.

The world is mine, the whole a it mi taking slowly.

Church of Cannibalism is now active on the game, Episode, so you can interact with all your favorite characters. Just go to the app store; download Episode, (it's free) and search up "Church of Cannibalism"

Like foreal- do it. Or don't. I'm not your dad.

I got in a in a car accident  on the last day of school (it's more thrilling than you think) and I did not get hurt. I got free Wendy's instead. 

It was an Out-of-Body experience. Similar to pretending to be a fish that can't swim in a cherry-red fountain. 

Coffee is disgusting; Covfefe is equally disgusting

A cockroach crawled up my leg as I wrote this and I see one under your bathroom mat- may wanna check that out.

I permanently burned myself with a scooter while walking uphill. Apparently; I'm not suppose to be fit.

~QuA with Off Switch: promoted by Beyonce~

Q: If a deaf son drink and drive; then does the mother do dishes on Saturday?

A: No; because it's not Mother's Day, nor any Wednesday

Q: Did you read this with no socks on?

A: Probably.

Q: Is someone probably gonna report you?

A: I hope not; I have kids to feed.

Q: Eat more chicken.

A: Already ahead of you on that one.

Q: Is Jake from State Farm cheating on me?

A: Yes; and in style with his khaki pants on.

Q: What is amnesia?

A: Something I forgot.

Antiways; some cool people to check out:
@Victoria3108
@ShadowGirl45913
@Hoptica
@_Alice_Klein_

Go check out my joint account with @Victoria3108 at:
@GoldenDarkness311

Follow me on the snap: @dwijava
Follow me on the gram: @paseggetti

My name is Off Switch; and you are now livin' healthy