I really really hate " About Me" pages... I never know what to say. Anyway some things about me ;
I live in the middle of Nowhere,I hate Cats ...... but I have four - go figure "Rain" isn't my real name
and I don't have live TV... it sucks
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91% of the girls in this world would be dead if Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Paste this on your page if you would be apart of the 9% laughing their asses off.
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way.
Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine?
Boy: My life
The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her, and tells her:
The reason you're not pretty is cause you're beautiful
The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind
The reason I don't like you is cause I love you
The reason I don't want you is cause I need you
The reason I won't cry if you left is cause I'd die
The reason I won't do anything for you is cause I'd do everything for you
The reason I'd chose my life is cause you are my life
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I hardly ever, and I mean EVER look at my account and messages..... so please don't bother with it I won't get back to you. Sorry.
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