thinking bout how if atsumu was a jr high/middle school teacher, he would participate in all that "sigma rizzler grimace shake gyatt" silliness
he probably also partakes in the "gaslighting ur students to think they aren't up-to-date with slang by creating ur own random slang words that they'll eventually use"
some "too cool to be silly" students call him cringe (and it lowkey does a number on tsumu's ego LMFAO but he's got his head held high because tomorrow is a new day and another opportunity to slay. sometimes he goes home and pouts to samu about how his students are so cutthroat sometimes (sad emoji)
anyways, teacher!atsumu would be cute. he'd probably either teach phys ed or like idk grade 8 social because thats the coolest social curriculum (at least where i live) LOL and he's def the coach for volleyball. if i was at the school he taught at as another teacher, u best believe i'd be GUNNING for the "second coach" position even though my knowledge of volleyball is little to none. i'd tell him "omg dont even worry about the paperwork or scheduling or anything or whatever! i'll take care of that for you!"
man
i'd be the biggest pick me for tsumu /lh
for the record??? teacher!AU in an elem/jr high?? sakusa is teaching gr 8 science; bokuto, shoyo and komori are def elementary teachers teaching grade 5, 3 and 2 respectively; osamu is the CTF?? CTS (i dont know what it is anymore, but he's teaching the home-ec/foods/sewing part); and suna is a grade 9 math teacher for sure
but now that i have thrown suna into the equation, i take back my "pick me for tsumu" statement because i would be fighting middle school girls for suna's attention (also /lh)