The Tardis.

-My name is Jordyn, but you can call me Jay or Jordy:)

-I’m 15 years young.

-I’m bi.

-I hunt monsters.  

-You know, the family business.

-woof

-I love five gays that ruined my life forever.

-I’m a Louis girl and I ship Larry.

-That shit hurts.

-Larry is real and if you think otherwise you are irrelevant and blind.

-I’m an oven. why? because people like to turn me on by my knob and I’m mega hot.

-Look out. I’m about to rape you with biscuits.

-I go to Hogwarts and you all are muggles.

-I’m not insane.

-Though I didn’t do testing so I’m not sure.

-Shut up hands, you will scare them off!

-I write Fanfics and One Shots for livin’.

-I may look innocent but god damn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind.

-Unicorns will rule the world some day…don’t say I didn’t warn you!

-I’m a half Ninja, half Leprechaun and quarter Potato.

-Perfect math.

-Yup

-I want to get abducted by aliens so I can steal their UFO.

-Blondie Bad Boy.

-Totally meant girl.

-Shut up.

-I hate people.

-Unless behind a computer.

-When I socialize,

-I don't socialize.

-Fooled you there, didn't I?

-I’m lazy.

-No, I’m not.

-Shut up.

-I’m not crazy. 

-I’m clinically insane. There’s a diffrence.

-I’m not just someone,

-I’m awesomeone.

-That was lame. I’m not saying that again. Ever.

-I'm a SuperWhoLockian. 

-And a Potterhead.

-I'm a dork.

-I ship Destiel. 

-They make me crawl into a ball and die.

-I am talking to myself again now, do I?

-I'll shut up now.

-Au revoir!