Sir Caleb

So this things says that I should type out things "About Me" to show my Non-Existent readers who I really am..or claim to be (Cyborg Elvis). But to be honest, I do not believe my readers (who are Non-Existent) give Two-Shits about WHO I am or what my Hobbies are (Reading and Writing DUH!!). 
So what should I do with these 2000 words that Watt-pad so generously gave me I wonder.
I Know!! I will tell you readers (whom I imagine are Frogs with glasses because its a funny thought) what my stories are in a Nut-Shell. 
My stories are (In a Nut-shell) a random mash up of words that seemingly (at least in my mind) go together quite well, and during this vagarious process of smashing my head into the keyboard I come up with random stories that are mildly entertaining. 
Some stories are quite long, ranging from 2 to 5 pages, and some are quite short. 
I am highly uneducated in the fine arts of the English language and the strange fact that I can even speak it is quite the mystery. 
My writing is my own and so are characters, which are the only things in  my stories that are well thought out. I have A LOT of characters, each one of my characters has his/her own special abilities that are either on your everyday/any day manga/anime power level (I.E they have powers and weaknesses that can be exploited) or are mega O-fucking-P, thats Over Powered to you non-gamers. 
Also, a little something that you all might fancy, I lend out characters. So say if you are thinking of a good story but are having a hard time thinking of a villain or sub-villain, just send me a email or comment on my wall and I will make you one. (making characters is my specialty). I also make supporting characters, and best of all, I do this all for FREE!! 
But if you want to be all original I can definitely point you in the right direction.
Also, I got one rule (why all the rules!), Never. EVER!! Call me by my real name. Its Taboo. It illegal. Its generally a bad idea. 
P.S- yes I do enjoy Anime/manga