"When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Right Back At Life And Say 'The Fuck Did You Gimme These Lemons For?' " 
" There's A Chopped Up Hooker In My Fridge"
" You Are My Little Biscuit" 
"I Don't Like Moring People.. Or Morning.. Or People"
"A Thief Came Into My House Last Night And Started Looking For Money.. So I Got Up And Looked With Him"
"You've Lost One Of Your Ball Sacks"
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