Lilyann King

When you're just too socially awkward for real life, wattpad welcomes you with open arms. 

Every butt, big or small is special, learn to love each and every one of them.

This will be my last wattpad bio ever.

Let's try this again, Wattpad.

Hi, I'm Lilyann and I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm a jobless twenty year old potato gambling between school and writing and let me tell ya, I've got no friggin' clue what the heck I am doing but I'm pretty sure I'm extremely passionate about not starving to death.

My hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner and I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge. I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

I just dropped a new single. It's me! I'm single.

•Proud supporter of messy hair and ice cream. 

•Professional meme stealer since 1487. 

•Always unreliable, easily distracted.

•I accept bribes.

•Oppai daisuki!

Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection! All I require are just constant attention, snacks and a whole lotta writing. Ah! I love the whooshing sound that deadlines make as they fly by. 

I left my sanity somewhere and I have a black belt that has nothing to do with martial arts and yes, I get emotional when it comes to maths. Please, read my stories because they spread smiles like they are herpes. I prefer my puns intended too. 

Roses are red and I'm going to bed.

This wattpad account ain't gonna follow itself, no?

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