Lindir: Hello! I'm Lindir!
Itarilde: And I'm Itarilde!
Both: And together we are... Drumroll please... LITARILDE!!!
Itarilde: No! That just sounds like litter.
Lindir: Indir?
Itarilde: No! Just, stop!
Lindir: Sorry...
Itarilde: Anyway, we share an account.
Lindir: Yeah! Why can't you get your own?
Itarilde: I've told you! Thranduil's elk ate my FungiPhone! Remember?
Lindir: Oh yeeeee!!!
Itarilde: Ok so Lindir is a little... Well, let's say weird, and I'm completely normal!
Lindir: "Normalness leads to sadness!" Quote from Amazingphil!
Itarilde: I didn't know you liked him! Have you seen Danisnotonfire?
Lindir: Duh!!! Anyway, back to the point! Here are a few things about me!
1. I live in Rivendell.
2. I like saying lol. (You'd know that if you've read "Middle Earth Mayhem" by yours truely)
Itarilde: And me!!!! I helped write it too!!!
Lindir: 3. I invented Lindor chocolates!!!
Itarilde: No you didn't!!!!
Lindir: Yes I did!!!
Itarilde: NO YOU DIDNT!!!
Lindir: YES I DID!!!
Itarilde: STOP!! Here are some things about me!
1. I love Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.
2. I love Sherlock.
3. I love Thranduil.
Thranduil: Why thanks!
Itarilde: Go away!!
4. I love Benedict Cumberbatch. (Gazes off into distance fumbling hair)
Lindir: Oh! We've lost her again to the Cumberman! HELLO?! HELLO?! I've got candy!
Itarilde: CANDY?! Ugh! No you haven't!
Lindir: HAHAHA!!! You believed me!!
Itarilde: Did not! Anyway... Where was I?
5. I live in Rivendell with this joker.
Lindir: Hey!
Itarilde: It's true...
Lindir: Okay, can we just finish this now?
Itarilde: Oh fine! Goodbye, mellons!
Lindir: Yes. Goodbye melons!!!
Itarilde: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MELONS!!!!
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