~Descendant of Abeona and Hasmelis 
~Guardian of all roads and patron demigod of happy accidents (especially happy accidents on journeys)
~Traveler, cartographer, pilot

Okay, I kid, I kid. I'm actually just a derpy eighteen year old highschool college freshman (also chaotic ace disaster) who's known for being loud, weird, and aggressively cheerful.Surprise!

When I'm not (pretending to) study my ass off, I'm usually either curled up on my sofa re-bingewatching the greatest show on earth (a.k.a Gravity Falls), or playing ultimate frisbee with my weird friends.

~Lover of secret societies and conspiracy theories~

So why am I on Wattpad? Well, it all started when I was two and my mum read me a Barney book. It was life changing. Long story short, here I am fourteen years later, an avid reader and a kinda-sorta-okay writer.

Anyhoo, I love writing about weird, weird stuff- think sentient houses that bleed tears, monsters trapped in constellations, people turning into music, nautical gravediggers, clocks built in time warps, faerie cabbies caught up in royal conspiracies...

Comments are much appreciated! Even if it's a 250-word essay on why you want to disembowel my character! (mad respect for anyone who does this)

I Star Wars I Grimm I Pirates of the Caribbean I Tremors I Riverdance I Imagine Dragons I Travel I MEMES (I like em dank, dark or deep-fried) I Corgis I Oceanography I Coco, Ferdinand, The Princess and the Frog I
  • in an airplane, stargazing
  • JoinedFebruary 6, 2019



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Liz_Lane Liz_Lane Feb 26, 2021 08:33PM
Chapter 6 is out! Mort and Lizzie find something weird (even by the standards of the void)!
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