Local_Knife_Seller

something that we don’t talk about at all and i think we need to talk about more: the lindt/lindor chocolate chef dude on the back of every single bag. he just looks a little silly

OMFG ANOTHER BI GIRLIE WHO IS ALSO A LOCAL KNIFE SELLER
          I DIDNT JNOW I HAD A TWIN

GUYS this might be tmi but i was doing some nail care and after i finished i leaned back in my bed and rolled to my side and my mf NAIL FILE WAS IN MY TITS ☠️☠️☠️

have you ever read so many tbosas fanfics in one night that by 2:39 AM you realize that you fell down a deep hole of snowjanus fics that you can’t get out of and you don’t even know what you’re reading anymore?

me when i’ve read fanfic for 7 hours but i plan on continuing to read more:

Scary trope: my parents actually using slang correctly 

thinking about how the book would’ve been so different if Sejanus had loved literally ANYONE besides coryo, or if coryo had realized that he loved sejanus before he loved lucy gray 

i’m back from the dead yo 

yk how i said i liked him? well not anymore he gave me the ick too many times

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MY DAD HAD TO GO THRU MY PHONE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 4 YEARS (cuz i can’t have any social media until im 15, im 14, and he suspected that i had snapchat) AND HE WAS JUST GOIN THRU APPS ABD HE ASKED “what’s wattped?”☠️☠️☠️