Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 16
Demisexual
ARMY

If you:
-Dont respect the BLM movement and #StopAsianHate
-Are Pro-Life, Racist, Transphobic, Homophobic, Biphobic, Panphobic, Ace/Arophobic, etc
-A MAP/support MAPs
-Fetishise gay relationships

Unfollow right now, there is absolutely no room for you here, and there never will be.

!!! Quick little thing. I only now realized that I should put this out there. I call people things like guy and dude a lot without really thinking about it. In my mind those words lost their meanings a while ago. I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable, and I don't mean to misgender anyone. If this makes you uncomfortable, please let me know.

Hi! I'm just your average ARMY on the internet trying to spread the names of our lord and savior Namjesus and his 6 apostles. What can I say about myself? Well...Im a sucker for a good angst, but I find it more fun to write crack fics. I'm barely fluent in English despite it being my first (and only) language. I'm in highschool, and am ugly as fuck, but aren't we all?

Also, I pride myself on the fact that I was able to experience the entirety of Unus Annus. Sadly I wasn't able to buy any merch cause I'm broke as hell. If you dont know what Unus Annus is...you missed out on a masterpiece.

Is anyone even going to read this? Hmm...here's a list of things about me:

I want to be an Evolutionary biologist when I'm older.

I'm an atheistic (baby) witch.

I'm a Virgo, and my personality type is INTP (also known as the most socially awkward personality type.)

I have a tendency to start stories and never get around to finishing them. Sorry.

Also my parents are conservative, christian white trash. I post about them occasionally.

Last but not least, all of my covers were created by me! Princessflowerkitty64 was my previous account name, and I changed it a while ago. I just haven't gotten around to editing the name on the covers yet.
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