Loliepop08

i stumble in and approach the microphone.
          
          “uhh what’s up bitches i’m not dead i’m just trans now”
          
          so yeah i totally didn’t just forget i had this account (i did)

okay so if you've seen the mordetwi meme, i'm so sry
          if you haven't ignore this and never try to find out
          
          so anyways are we quite sure the og drawing that started this isn't secretly mordecai (dunno this dude so scuse  my butchering of his name)and twilight trying to escape each other but being unable to and they're both falling in love with stockholm syndrome to...
          
          the onceler?
          
          
          
          
          
          /j

you know wut the world rlly needs? a fandom but it's just tumblr posts turned into fics

i was listening to the weather channel, and i just head 'lesbian takedown'
          okay hear me out, the weather channel is waging a war against the lesbians. in this essay i will-

Pride Month is now over, time to retreat to our caves to write the next part of the Lgbt+ Agenda

You have been BOOPED!
          Now BOOP 20 other Wattpad users-

YOU HAVE BEEN BOOPED *debby Ryan boop* now go boop 20 wattpadders

Happy Pride Month, fellow degenerates! (fuck this grammar bullshit tho it does seem to roll off the tongue well)

um happy early pride month, gotta get this in cuz i won’t be there at the 12 am mark

Happy Pan Visibility Day y'all!