No lewds (＞Д＜)ゝ

Yo that corona shit was no joke man, a bitch couldn't even eat. I thought I was gonna die, but thank the great lords I didn't, I kid you not, I did not see a bright light, that shiz was dark as hell. I have a story to tell the grandkids now, ah yes, it was the year 2020, I had two near-death experiences that year. Ma main bitches upheld my clout as good as they could, they failed but at last they tired. Even though I was lost in the ways of the epic drip and tweeter drama, I still had my rainbow-colored vibrater. I tell you no lie my grandkids, I lost a lot of simps that year smh :'(.

I fucking lived bitches, I felt into a coma and woke tf up like a boss. Also and someone get me like up to date, what's with this Corona strawberry dress 6 feet bastard cops shiz. What the hell did y'all do while I was knocked out??
          
          
          And that's my Ted Talk. 

I miss your crackhead energy bruh ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` ) come back to us

Where did you go :(

Oh ma gudddd am tryna slide like fr. You so damn smexy  I just cant. Am really tryna be on the top of yo dms list fr. Lol
          Like do you.gotta name. Cuz am tryna call you mines. 
          Okay let me stop

So I been seeing a lot of wattpad memes, like I just saw one and am like. Damn the really calling us out tho lol. 

MY FELLOW SEXY HUMANS ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW YEARRRR?
          No... 
          Oh that's okay.. your still sexy tho. Lol am just kidding... unlesssssssss? UwU 

Why are you in every gay book I read? Like I've yet to come across one and not see you???

TO ALL THE SHORTIES IN THE BACK!
          BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!
          (oof dont ask me where I been lol)

Does anyone have any story suggestions that I can spam without getting blocked? 
          Yes?No? Okie, I'll  go back into my hole of darkness then.