Once upon a time, a single tear from the face of a fairy dripped down in the Caverns of Awesome into the Volcano of Epicosity, and subsequently conceived...
ME!
I was a very happy fairy-born child. Eating brownies (my life source), cookies, and even some carrots. However, all began to go downhill when I turned 7. That was a dark year. Luckily, however, things got better! I found a companion, Sir Pepin (Lord of the Bells) who kept me company on even my saddest of days. But then...
As I was wondering a forest one day in search of socks, I happened upon a girl; a magical girl, smelling of Cabbage Patch kids, and just as I was, she was scavenging for socks! And so, together, we found socks (mine with stripes, hers with whales), and as she began the transformation into smelling like pomegranates, we became the best of friends (however, not lovers, in contrary to popular belief)!
And now, I am here, writing (well not really, the girl I met, who goes by Gracebuscus, is writing, but she is writing the tale of my life) this!
Hopefully, one day, Gracebuscus and I, Queen Jade of the Flapjack Forest, will cross the border.
~Jade (technically Gracebuscus) xx
P.S. DON'T TRUST THE LIMA BEAN! DON'T TRUST IT!
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