Sam and Ivan // Lumpkinz and Paradise
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][Lumpkinz][
   Hey, call me Sam, a.k.a, expert third wheel, a.k.a, your highness. I'm 15 years old and hailing Hydra.  How to win my heart: call me Sammie and buy everything off of my Amazon wish lists . "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed."

][Paradise][
   Gimme some time to think of something catchy to say, aight?