Just remember, I don't care if you're white, black, straight, gay, transgender, or whatever-- I hate everyone equally. (That's a lie. I have a special place in the heart of my bottom for the jerks who borrow mechanical pencils and don't return them. Burn in hell, assholes.)
Anyway, hit me up if you wanna talk logical paradoxes or complex maxims of epicurean philosophy. Or, you know... other stuff.
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MARTH_VADER
Sep 05, 2016 02:01AM
I was tagged by @FabFourever to do the five facts about me thing... on my profile... where anyone can bear witness...I'll just try to keep this g-rated, then. 1. I hate my hair! (Or maybe i hate ha...View all Conversations
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