MaMa_CoCa

I just had a breakdown in the car

shrek is papi chulo about time someone said it

YOUR BIO IS MAKING ME UGLY LAUGH OMG

Why does blind people wear sunglasses like bro they can't even tell if there sun or sum, and if someone says "ur offending them" what are they gonna do? Read the text i just wrote

MAMA COCA DO U REMEMBER ME

Drake the type of guy to say « hello little guy » when he unzips his pants to piss

Istg if an other girl of my age tells me " ur brothers are so hot aren't they" im gonna kill that bitch cause first they are my brother and ur not that cool to be my sister in law second they are ADULT(well the middle one is gonna be 17) third Tf you want me to think that I find my BROTHERS HOT like girl im literaly they're sister im not doing incest plus you probably don't like my mom's Caldo de papa  u basic bitch also ur FUCKING 14 GET A CRUSTY DUSTY MUSTY GUY OF UR FUCKING ASS AGE

Your cover photo is sussy

Wait a moment guys
          
          what if soy milk is just introducing itself in Spanish

gente ayuda hoy me dolia el estomago en un momento pense que hiba a dar luz y un amigo ne dijo de ir al baño y yo no queria porque era asqueroso y me dije es mejor eso que cagarse en clase entonces me fui al baño.... yo cague un terremoto osea era tenaz por un momento me dije "un bebe va empezar a llorar" baje la cicterna y me lave las manos y unas chicas dijieron "huele a mierda" y empeze a correr (es el mismo pero en español)