Mamashr00m

Sorry I died again- does anyone wanna be a beta readers for me???

Mamashr00m

it hasnt even been a month...and i have 69 missed notifications???? im not even kidding its 69....

Ellium007

Lolz i follow so many people that if i don’t check wattpad for two days i have 300+ notifications :’(
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Mamashr00m

I like my women like I like my rottiserie chickens. 
          
          Hot and tasty.

Ellium007

*crying in single*
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C1TRUS_CRUSH

@Mamashr00m I like my woman like I like my marshemellows.
            
            Fluffy and cute.
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Peskybird404

@Mamashr00m your what chickens?
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Mamashr00m

master has givin dobby a cock.....dobby is slut!

Deadnqme

@Mamashr00m oh. Ok... (I'm slightly scared I'm reading a hp fanfic (technically marauders not hp) and now I keep seeing hp everywhere)
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Mamashr00m

We are little meatball men
          made of balls of body meat
          we are little meatball men
          snacking on our cubes of cheese

Mamashr00m

this message may be offensive
HELP I DONT REMEMBER POSTING THISSSSSSS it is sometjing i would say tho.....and i was high yesterday.........this some saterday night live shit
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Peskybird404

@Mamashr00m what? are you alright??? im a bit concerned-
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Mamashr00m

Just cut all my hair off and now I'm more comfortable in my own body even tho what I did is hella against my family's wishes and my mom argued with the lady at the hair plaice that she couldn't do what i wanted her to do until my mom let up and told me I would regret it even tho it's what I've wanted for literally fuckin months also the new Mel album PORTALS is out and is's glorious!

Deadnqme

@Mamashr00m ayy that's really good hat you got the haircut you want
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