MarriedWitChilde_ren

𝒫𝒜𝒮𝒯 𝒰𝒮𝐸𝑅𝒩𝒜𝑀𝐸𝒮! 
-𝒞𝑜𝓇𝓅𝓈𝑒𝒲𝒾𝒻𝑒𝒳𝒪𝒳𝒪
-iAmMyShadow
I'm changing it back to something with corpse lol
-CorpseWifeOthrCdMstk
Yeah I need Childe to be in my profile
Oli Skyes (bring me to the horizon) and corpse were a match ate in heaven (not in a romantic way, I mean making music together 💕)
FOR THE LOVE OF HOT MEN PLS DONT ADVERTISE ON MY PAGE PLS AND TY

(Childe, Diluc, Scara, Xiao, Dan Heng, L, Hawks, Bakugou, Dazai, Gojo, Inumaki, Saiki, MIYA, Megumi, Heizou, Cyno, Kuroo, Kenma, Oikawa,kageyama, Dabi, Todoroki, Blade, Sunday 😩, Adventurine, Levi, Eren, Yuta, and Alhaitham are ALL in my Harem. YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT)

Now that my harem is mentioned, just gonna point out...

Zhongli is 6000 years old. HIS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE IS AN OLD MAN, AND HIS VOICE TOO. 
XIAO IS 2000 YEARS OLD, BUT HE LOOKS YOUNG AND HOT, AND ADD POINTS CUZ HES AN EMO BOY (yum my fave) THEREFOR SIMPING OVER XIAO IS VALID.
IF YOU SIMP OVER ZHONGLI, YOU EITHER LIKE DILFs OR UR ONLY LOVING HIM AS A FATHER FIGURE BECAUSE YOURS IS GONE (The real reason why people simp for Zhongli is probs that tbh) 
HE ISNT ATTRACTIVE
NO
HES AN OLD MAN
IF HE IS TALKING TO YOU IN A FLIRTATIOUS WAY, UNLESS YOU'RE OVER THE AGE OF 38 AND 3/4 YEARS OLD, HE IS BEING A PEDO. STAY AWAY. ONCE AGAIN, YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT, IF YOU DISAGREE DO NOT TALK TO ME I DONT WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT 😭 

(That was all supposed to be a joke, the only thing u should take srsly is that he's an ugly old man tryna retire. So for the love of big, Amber, glowing rock super powers DO NOT simp over Zhongli. You can still be saved 🙏)