A woman is chaeting on her husband, and she doesn't know her son is in the the closet. The woman's husband comes home early, so she puts her lover in the closet. The boy say's, "It sure is dark in here." the man replies, "Yes it is.". "I have a baseball, would you like to by it?" asks the boy. "No thank you." tha man says. "My dad is right outside." the baoy says. "How much do you want for it?" the man asks. "$250." the boy replies. "Fine." says the man. The next day the same thing happens, the womans husband comes home early, and not knowing her son is in the closet, she puts her lover in there again. "It sure is dark in here." says the boy. "Yes it is." replies the man. "I have a baseball glove, would you like to by it?" the bay asks. "No thank you." says the man. "I'll tell." the boy says. "How much do you want for it?" the man asks. "$750." repies the boy. "Fine." the man says. The next day the dad says to the boy, "Go get your ball and glove son, we can play catch in the yard." The boy replies, "I can't, I sold them." "For how much?" the dad asks. "For $1,000" the boy says. "Son you can't oversell things to your friends like that. I am taking you down to church and you are going to confess. The father takes his son to church and puts him in the confession stall, closing the door. The boy says, "It sure is dark in here." The priest on the other side of the wall says, "Don't start this again."