mattie.

I love boys and booze and butts and you. 






I write action stories with lots of romance...or romance stories with lots of action. I'm not quite sure. 

Feel free to vote or comment or follow or - if you're super awesome - do all three. Meeting new people is the best. 

(But it's only fair that I warn you - I write a lot of very different stuff, all concurrently, and update each one only about once per week.)

@hermitcrabbing on twitter (boring, but checked fairly frequently)
@hermit-crabbing on tumblr (also boring and only checked like once a week)