Mom

Sometimes when I close my eyes...

*dramatic pause* 

I can't see. 

Teehee. 

I'm a weird, loud, crazy, dramatic, weird, mysterious and a extremely dirty minded girl that talks in a... not ladylike way. 

I speak fluent sarcasm and all the main characters in books I read are my children and I will protect them for dear life so DON'T TRY ME HOE 🔪🔪

*breathes in and out aggressively*

I laugh at anything and everything...INCLUDING YOUR DEATH MAHAHAHAH jk..or am I..

 I will roast anyone that comes between me and my children's happiness. All my followers are also my children and I love you all. Join the Kookie club 😉. Teehee with that said.... 

*flies away in cardboard box to a Parallel Universe where Fish eat HOOmAns*  FOR NARNIAAAAA #DankMemes4Evr


"Haters gonna Hate, Booty's gonna Shake" - Kookie

DUCES BITCHESSS ✌🏽