Melon2007

Writers block got me hard rn. Trying so hard to update my Red dwarf story but I’m actually dying trying to word the next chapter. I’ve been planning it I swear but the writers block is getting to me 

Melon2007

Just recently starting liking a previously like character, and I remembered the dark period of my obsession with him when I actually uttered the words ‘I don’t simp for him anymore’ like I actually stopped thinking he was fit. Clopin is FIONE

Melon2007

Been madly in love with a guy for months and I’ve just helped him date the girl he likes. Woooooo

Melon2007

@first-class-slut I ain’t good at flirting but I’ll try 
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Melon2007

@first-class-slut luckily, they’re not dating. But he says he wants to as soon as she does, and I don’t think I can tell him cuz we’ve been friends for years and I don’t want to wreck it if he doesn’t feel the same 
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Melon2007

“I took over a month off to cut you B1tches some slack. Tell a friend to tell a friend. SHE’S BAAAAACK.”
          
          I have returneth. Break over. where’s the keyboard? I need to write a story about a dead man and his scouse boyfriend.