Charlie Monster

Yes, that is my face.

Okay, first things first.
My name is Charlie, and I am either older or younger than you.
I live in the Netherlands, which means I have to learn a lot of languages because no one learns ours. Although I only speak Dutch and English, but one day I will be able to speak Italian.
I write in English, because of reasons.

I have no place in this reality, so I make it bearable by writing and reading. I do more of the former than I do of the latter.

I am the worst role model so do not look up to me, but if you don't blame me if you end up in prison.

Also if you wear socks in sandals willingly, what the hell is wrong with you?