That guy who can't pick a single fandom to stick to.
  • NGL, I have no idea. Anybody got a map?
  • JoinedOctober 27, 2019


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Metalmankayden Metalmankayden Mar 17, 2025 04:02AM
Grahh I'm so mad I wanna write the Holes book but I have an IT book in the works, a new WIP that's four million-page parts, an idea for a short story about a concept I'm obsessed with, and I've got h...
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