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Grahh I'm so mad I wanna write the Holes book but I have an IT book in the works, a new WIP that's four million-page parts, an idea for a short story about a concept I'm obsessed with, and I've got h...View all Conversations
Stories by Metalmankayden
- 9 Published Stories

Shove It
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"You're a feisty one, ain't ya?" "You wanna know what it feels like to shit out your teeth?&qu...

The Writer's Handbook
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I've been writing for over ten years at this point, and over that time, I've gathered my fair share of experi...

S.M.A.S.H
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So, you're the new guy at Smosh. It's an exciting job. Unfortunately, it comes with some cons... literally. A...