Maria J Myre✨

I'm not very good at this, but here goes nothing...🥱

'Vas Happenin?!' ~Sincerely, Zayn.

𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒, 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹, 𝓌𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝒶!🥳

Ah dear reader, you're probably here from a fanfic comment section oop-👀 Perhaps I made a dumb, yet hilarious, comment and you wanna be friends😏? Well, you've come to the right place! Make sure you bring waffles honey, and don't you dare forget the maple syrup😒😭

𝕀'𝕞 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪...𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕗 𝕖𝕩𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕔🍹
Yeah, so sometimes I think I possess magical powers🧚🧏 I really believe it sometimes, like when I sit in the middle of a soccer field (while the game's going on!) and never, EVER, get hit!🤷 Or how the winners are always the side of the pitch I sit at. I don't know, I guess balls just don't like me😀🔫

 ♥ My life story: No plot, just vibes. ♥😌🎇

My WORKS have very good plot though, you'll love 'em🤩 Just need to publish them lmao🤭

🌹ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇꜱ, ʙʟᴜʀʙꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ꜱᴏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ🌹

Hmm, lets see...Capricorn♑, ENFP💫, Slyther-claw hybrid🐍-🐦. Because, well, 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖒𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘.🦋. My patronus is an Otter (thanks pottermore!) Also, I prefer dogs over cats... yet I have a pet cat- BUT PATRICIA IS AN EXCEPTION!

☯My life's an undercover mission🧐, an 𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮 basically☯ 

Yeah, yeah, what have you just gotten yourself into? Oh well, hold your unicorns because I'm almost done. Congrats if you've reached this far.

In case English gives you a headache, relax. I also speak Swahili, Spanish and a bit of Hindi. 

I'm a bit of a fangirl too, tbh, and will gladly listen to your rants about HP, 1D, Little Mix, 5sos and the entirety of JYP & HYBE bands.
𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 : 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖔 𝖂𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖒 𝕷𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖘𝖆!™

Okay, nice meeting you! Pm me!
 Love always, Mia.