JACK HEMMINGS AF MAN (has no lane anymore, so has turned to be in a jack hemmings lane)

1st things 1st
I TAKE DRUGS
°Ashton Irweed
°Calum Hookah
°Michael Clocaine
°Luke Hemecstasy
yea I know its a bad thing, BUT DAMN, MICHAEL CLOCAINE IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG


*professional voice*
now that I got my drug abuse out of the way,
 °my name is Brooklyn, but I prefer Brook.
°I live in Texas (not saying where Bc im Paranoid AsF that im ganna get kidnapped and tickled to death)
°i am an agnostic atheist (don't come at me with your Bibles and holy water please)
°my favorite color is blue
°im lame af (if you haven't already noticed)
°i am a professional fan-girl, I work for the head office
°i like to fantasize and believe that I'm going to have a chance of dating famous people (as in Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin AnD ANDY FUCKING BIERSACK)
° reading wattpad or just reading in general is what I have been doing with my life for the past 4 years (im basically just adding on to me saying that im lame but....)
° I hate the sun, its like a big succubus life eating monster
°summers are death for me
°winter and  autumn are when a stupid person lights my black candle andI become REBORN AND I FINALLY ABLE TO LIVe, SO FUK YEAH(someone please get this reference)
°im bisexual
° I HAVE like gold-ish colored hair (most people call it dirty blonde but I call it gold-ish)
°my eyes are a weird green, blue, brown mix (they look like calum hood just took a shit, and his shits are my eyes. pretty fucking amazing)
oh and I almost forgot
°IM 67 YEARS OLD IF YOU WERE WOUNDERING (not really, but like I said, im afraid im going to get tickled to death)
°and 4 Australian idiots are whom I choose to let hold my heart, life, and money. probably not a good decision, but to be completely honest, I wouldent have it any other way, and YOLO
-------literally wrote this about 5 years ago, and I've definitely changed a lot in that time(not that extreme any more((thank god)))but it's too iconic to change so it's just gonna stayyy-------