Militum

My first and only plea is that you ignore Percy Jackson.
He is an idiot. 

Anyway, I don't read much because I am too busy with Lorem and Percy (trying to save the universe).
But yea, if you want you can look at my updates. I might let you know what's happening. 

By the way, ignore my birthday, your puny human calendars can't comprehend my age. I put it as far back as I could.