Minz

*taps mic* Hello? Hello hello-
          Haha just kidding. But I'm gonna use this as my blog one last time.
          You all probably realized I just like,,, dropped off the face of the earth here. Last you heard from me, I was in college. Yeahhhh, that didn't work out.
          So, what happened, where'd ya girl go?
          Well literally a week before my last post I met, who I didn't know at the time, my soulmate. I wish I was joking/being overdramatic. Neither of us thought we'd get that close while just fucking around on VCs playing Minecraft. And then we followed each other on Instagram, and then we exchanged snaps. And then we were in calls with each other without everyone else. Falling asleep on call with each other. And holy FUCK are they a cutie ^-^.
          Unfortunately, this angel of a person lived 7 hours away. Sad, I love cuddles damn it.
          (PART 1)

I think my favorite thing to do in VCs is threaten to fuck and marry a guy’s mom in the same voice I use to flirt with women.
          I’ll fuck your mom honey. I’ll marry her. Make you call me mommy too, or daddy, I’m not picky~.
          
          The anguish is the best ^-^

Me on Wattpad: I can’t handle angst in my fanfics I’m too emotionally invested
          Me on Instagram: *saves sad reel audios to make even more depressing animatics of*

Y’all how the fuck is my college experience worse than high school how the fuck did I manage to do that?

My fellow people,
          You guys have seen me go through my entire high school career.
          I am here to tell you that today is my last day of high school
          Tomorrow I graduate
          I fucking did it bitches!

Imma be honest, nothing has more boss bitch energy than My Ordinary Life slowed down. Like, that’s a whole ass vibe. Yes even the existential crisis parts. All of it.

Guys is it weird that I can relate to Jimmy from At Dead of Night? Is that alarming?
          I need to go to bed but I need answers.
          Like, dude with through some traumatizing shit as a child, fucking him up for the rest of his life, came up with a toxic way to cope with the fucked up shit (could’ve been less toxic but every brain deals with trauma differently, mine is a watered down version of his) and he regrets everything that happened but is a slave to his own mind.
          Like bro, Jimmy and Hugo hit a little too close to home. There’s quite a few parallels between me and them and I don’t know if that’s a good thing.
          This has been a midnight rant by yours truly.
          I’m going to sleep before I get more complaining.
          Goodnight.

Guys guys guys-
          
          I know some of y’all have been following me since the start of my account, which btw why the fUCK- thank you for watching the evolution of me throughout high school.
          
          I started this account as I was starting tennis my freshman year. And now, going through with tennis all 4 years, I’ll be graduating in May. It’s fucking wild seeing really old comments of mine being replied to and seeing the hilarious edge lord that was baby me. Like, yes baby me! Fuck it up with your dorky/dark ass comments!
          I also wanna say how much I’ve changed, I went to thinking I was pan, to thinking I was aroace, realizing it was because of trauma (realizing I had a l o t of trauma) to realizing I’m DemiBi.
          I’ve also met some pretty fucking spectacular people on here, even if they’ve moved on to other websites and no longer visit here. If y’all ever do come across me again; BITCH WHY YOU LEAVE ME UPDATE YOUR SHIT I HAVE THE NEED TO READ! >:(
          Anyway- uhhhh I’ve realized a lot of shit over the past few years that I’ll keep out of here but yeah, the 153 of you that’ll get a notification for this, I’m saying hi and I’ve evolved from baby child to immature adult and I thought you should have the cursed knowledge of that.

Hi! Thank you for following me ^ ^ and congratulations for being my 69th follower XD

Actively telling my coworker—who is forced to listen to me— anything I can even think of is such a stress reliever tbh.
          He just got a briefing of every single ghost and their abilities in Phasmophobia lmao. And before it was all the shit I got away with in middle school.
          And before that was how werewolves could just have a weird allergic reaction to something related to the full moon.