Montimer-

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Maybe it’s the way that they seem to eloquently know everything, intelligence is sexy after all…
          	
          	 and I’m one dumbass mother fucker.
          	
          	(So it’s like 11 and I’m supposed to get a good nights sleep but here I am giggling at my own thoughts like they’re the funniest thing I’ve heard.)

Montimer-

this message may be offensive
Maybe it’s the way that they seem to eloquently know everything, intelligence is sexy after all…
          
           and I’m one dumbass mother fucker.
          
          (So it’s like 11 and I’m supposed to get a good nights sleep but here I am giggling at my own thoughts like they’re the funniest thing I’ve heard.)

Montimer-

Alright, so this relates to my previous post but like not about vamos this time. If I was in a story with a living suit of armor I think I’d wanna become their friend. Now, I know what you’re thinking “isn’t it gonna try to kill you?” And to that I’d say absolutely, but like the pros outweigh cons
          
          Con: 
          -possibly die
          -possibly die a terrible death
          -possibly die a terrible death with slow agonizing pain due to a literal medieval weapon piercing through me like my fork pierced through cake 
          
          Pros:
          -they’d be a great listener.

Montimer-

Just realized I misspelled ‘vamps’ with ‘vamos’ especially since I’m on my Spanish keyboard whoops, my bad
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Montimer-

So like, I like to think I’m immune to vampires. I mean, I constantly eat things that are or have garlic as an ingredient but even if I was it’s funny because if I was approached by a vampire I’d probably say something stupid like, “it’s funny how a bucket of water achieved way more than you ever have.” And then I’d proceed to get thrown off a cliff or something idk vampires be kinda silly goofy moods when murdering victims.

Montimer-

@-Sl33py_B1tch- me being ace: “bro that’s kinda kinky ngl.”
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-Sl33py_B1tch-

@Montimer- 
            
            “Ah yes, you’ve made my life a living hell with your annoying jokes…but I cannot get you off my mind. So…I’ve made the executive decision to turn you into one of us!”
            
            “THATS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO, DAMMIT!”
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Montimer-

@-Sl33py_B1tch- exactly! Just annoy them until my inevitable death! That’s the fun quirky way to go! Who knows maybe I’ll get quirky enough to start the process of friendship! 
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Montimer-

So Y’know how we just casually hear about ghost stories and are a little spooked? I always wondered if ghosts were real would they see me as an indecent-looking-teen since I don’t wear 1800s dresses? Am I like a ghost to them?? Do they not know they are dead and see me as the weird one? What is going on? •_• I don’t need sleep I need maybe story ideas and answers that I will never actually do anything with.

Montimer-

I looked back at my drawings and found a cute one that touched me so I decided to share a message from past me:
          
          “I’ve heard the phrase nothing is something, and maybe you feel like nothing but to me nothing has meaning, nothing is special in itself. So be proud even if it’s for a little bit, because you’re something special.”

Montimer-

@simping-senpai shushhhh, you’re going to make me blush in my self consciousness and also you probably deserve to be appreciated so feel appreciated!
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