MountainDewSlut

Well hello gays.
It me. Your local, friendly, neighbourhood, mountain dew dealer.
Here's some shit about me no one asked for:
I literally made this account to comment sarcastic things on other peoples stories.
You can call me Nugget (My nickname).
Gay boi.
Bitches aint ready for this yeet.
I cry about MCR every night.
My blood is 80% mountain dew. That makes me a God fyi.
I compulsively wrote this at midnight.
My parents don't know I'm this much of a loser.
I like ravioli but I also want to be shot in the fucking headioli.
Minecraft raised me when my parents failed to.
The only reason I have a younger brother is because my parents fucked up looking after me and decided to try again.
Sleep? 
Most of the shit I write on here will be copied and pasted into an Email and sent to my English teacher as homework.
There will be multiple meme references in my writing. Spot them all and you win a sticker.
I'm not bitter shut up.
I'm like 5ft tall so don't think you're safe from me. I'll kick you shin like it's never been kicked before.
Whether it's one sin or a thousand  you're still going to hell so why not make its one million sins and come down here a legend?
Have a nice day.
(No you don't get my name. have to wait for that)