Dear Sock,
If you dare tell anyone about anything (you know what 'anything') I will personally take you to hell and leave you to burn there.
After that is cleared and out of the way, we may continue with a normal description.
All right dummies,
I am sofianuto (lol not my actual name)
I don't like coffee, and I can't spell it correctly too (u just can't have enough of the e's and f's)
I like writing
I like reading (no reading lists yet, sorry folks)
I have a blog but I never or almost update (hey, no time)
I don't randomly follow someone cuz they follow me (It's the classic instagram I-follow-u-u-follow-me, that thing died five yrs ago along with you lol)
My z and y are all messed up on the keyboard (no parenthesis here)
I like cats (and I have a weird recurring dream about being one)
I have two tortoises in my back yard (one bites tho. Careful)
I hate stalkers so I will kill anyone who stalks me *casually palms steak knife* (hahahah lol no I wont kill anybody tho that could change so beware)
I do not live somewhere over the rainbow
I call people dummy (no offence, really)
If you want me to make a cover/banner/whatever PM me and we'll talk about it. REMEMBER: I have a life, therefore you won't get your cover/banner/whatever right away. I don't require payment, but it would be nice if you could check out some of my stories.
Sooooo if you've read up to here, well done.
- Somewhere over the rainbow
- JoinedSeptember 3, 2016
- website: lalalalalalalalala
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Apr 24, 2017 06:01PM
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