MyMissUnderstood

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Sera: hey can I ask u smtg
          	
          	John: u can’t prove I did tax evasions 
          	
          	John: u can’t prove I stole from Gucci 
          	
          	John: u can’t prove I set 5 houses on fire
          	
          	John: U HAVE NO PROOF
          	
          	Sera: wtf I was just gonna ask u if u were free on Saturday wtf???
          	
          	John:
          	
          	John: Fuck
          	
          	Sera: ??????

Neon_Cookie_Monster

@MyMissUnderstood Oop- Time to call the Feds.
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MyMissUnderstood

this message may be offensive
Sera: hey can I ask u smtg
          
          John: u can’t prove I did tax evasions 
          
          John: u can’t prove I stole from Gucci 
          
          John: u can’t prove I set 5 houses on fire
          
          John: U HAVE NO PROOF
          
          Sera: wtf I was just gonna ask u if u were free on Saturday wtf???
          
          John:
          
          John: Fuck
          
          Sera: ??????

Neon_Cookie_Monster

@MyMissUnderstood Oop- Time to call the Feds.
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MyMissUnderstood

Wtf?! People are actually enjoying my story? This is scary, now I have pressure to actually try
          
          =_= imma disappoint all of y’all don’t say I didn’t warn you

TheOfficialNaptime

Don't pressure yourself, take all the time you want :)
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