NotADude

You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory
You say red and black, I say red and gold
You say Edward and Bella, I say Harry and Ginny
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters
You say, "Go to Hell." I say, "Go kiss a Dementor."
You say football, I say Quidditch
You say, "Twilight is better than Harry Potter." I say, "You must not tell lies."
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression. I say, "The Dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate."
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, "I'm going to kill you!" I yell, "Avada Kedavra!"
You say life, I say Harry Potter