YO MAMA

Hello, Welcome to Crazy Land! 

Before we start @JereksBed is MINE! She's mine and only mine! I don't share so don't even think bout it! She's my wife only! 

Da name is Alice! I'm just a nobody with no friends, just eating, sleeping, writing, reading, eating, working, and bugging my brothers. I cuss waaaaaaay to f-ing much. I'm Mexican-American. So yah I cuss a lot in Spanish and english. My older brothers basically raised me as my dad went off to serve the country and my mom worked or more like still does. I love dogs! I have 3! My boyfriend is skater/hockey player who has been there ^.^ 

Music: ONE DIRECTION(course), jake miller, 5 seconds of summer, Selena Gomez, demi lovato, maroon 5, Cher Lloyd, linkin park, & so much more! 

OTP: NARRY! 

You can't just say narry isn't real or I'll find you and murder you. Simple.

Likes: Food, reading smut, narry, Logan lerman, food, one direction, food, sleeping, my dogs, internet, skating, showers, free food & my brothers.

Dislikes:Work, cats, Ariana grande, people touching me, or stealing my food, CLOWNS, NEEDLES and big cars. 

People say I'm a lil only a lil crazy. I don't really think that unless you mess with me or anything I care bout. Simple. 
Or my internet... Cause bitch yo ass will be on the ground in seconds! 

Ma squad of real MVPs:

Baes: @HaaronxShaylor -My boo
@Narry-Lashton69 -My cutie
@slayinsince00 -Da real bae
@SmexyCrazyMofos -Homie
@Lashton_Doe -Mi Amor
@Nash_Knows -Ma cookie 
@Yourbeauty_ -Suga


Wife:
@JereksBed -My Queen
@chillin_likeavillian -Babe