Naughty_Crab

Hi, I'm alive. And, I'm going to start writing soon.
          	
          	It's been a weird ride. I struggled with health anxiety, almost killed myself, dropped 30 lbs, gained back 40, and my romantic relationship went from trust issues, to codependency mixed with breakup anxiety, to full and total love and support. 
          	
          	Over the four years I've had Wattpad, I've improved my writing techniques. Over the summer, I plan to rewrite old (incomplete) fics that need a bit of a spiff, as well as creating new ones.
          	
          	I plan on rewriting some of my Marvel fics, as well as my very old BNHA fics (for the baby Wattpad people), and I'll connect my Tumblr so you can vote on what you would like me to create next.
          	
          	I'm so happy that I've had support from you guys over the years, and I can't wait to make more memories and have more time on this site.
          	
          	:)
          	
          	-Leonard

Naughty_Crab

Hi, I'm alive. And, I'm going to start writing soon.
          
          It's been a weird ride. I struggled with health anxiety, almost killed myself, dropped 30 lbs, gained back 40, and my romantic relationship went from trust issues, to codependency mixed with breakup anxiety, to full and total love and support. 
          
          Over the four years I've had Wattpad, I've improved my writing techniques. Over the summer, I plan to rewrite old (incomplete) fics that need a bit of a spiff, as well as creating new ones.
          
          I plan on rewriting some of my Marvel fics, as well as my very old BNHA fics (for the baby Wattpad people), and I'll connect my Tumblr so you can vote on what you would like me to create next.
          
          I'm so happy that I've had support from you guys over the years, and I can't wait to make more memories and have more time on this site.
          
          :)
          
          -Leonard

Naughty_Crab

When you call your mom because you lost your bra and she asks about your other bras and you have to inform her that you only have one bra because she refuses to buy you new ones when they break and then yells at you over the phone for being selfish for "losing your bra to get a new one out of me", and then proceeds to tell me you need to figure it out myself because she doesn't want to be inconvenienced by you needing a bra at 6am, and hangs up the phone and so you have to make the choice of going free tit or in a binder, and you choose binder, and then she yells at you for being in a binder, but then you take it off and she yells at you for having your tits show, so you give up and start crying and she yells at you for crying then tries to make you cancel all plans to hang out with your girlfriend because she wants you to destroy your room to find an old broken bra, or a bra that you've had since seventh grade and has literally changed colors and textures, and is being held together by hand stitched repairs, but you say no and so now you're walking up to school wearing no bra. 

poiKjJnGKjhu

@Naughty_Crab well thats good. still sucks that it happened tho
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Naughty_Crab

@poiKjJnGKjhu I'm good now, found two bras, and my girlfriend was allowed to come over :)
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poiKjJnGKjhu

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@Naughty_Crab dam wtf thats terrible of her. u feelin better now? or r u still feelin shit
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Naughty_Crab

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SO IT TURNS OUT TAKING 14 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF MIRALAX MAKES YOU SHIT LIQUID
          
          BY THE WAY THAT'S LITERALLY THE WHOLE BOTTLE 
          

Official-Sam

Good luck on your journey soldier ✨ 
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girldanger15

@Naughty_Crab I've also read about that 
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So today my dog started barking at literally nothing. She just wouldn't stop. So I picked her up and stared straight into her eyes. She looked at me with that guilty dog look, and I said, "You know what you're doing. And you know there's nothing out there. Why are you barking?" Once she was calm I set her down and told her that she needs time out. 
          
          She gave me another guilty look and I told her to go to her bed and sit there and think about what she's done. She usually understands what we mean when we tell her to do this, but this time she just looked at me like she didn't want to. So I told her to go lay down, which is something she knows is a command and knows how to do. She laid in the floor, which she does when my parents tell her to go lay down, because she's sassy and wants her way, and they think it's funny. 
          
          I told her to go lay in her bed, and stood by her bed and pointed at it, and she started crawling like she'd get mercy if she looked pitiful. So I nudged her with my foot until she went to time out. After minutes, I let her go, and then we went to go vibe in the kitchen while I made ravioli.
          
          She didn't bark when a package was delivered that day, and only barked once when my dad came home. I'd say she's learning her lesson about going off the rails for no reason.

Naughty_Crab

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When did division of labor turn into sexism, cause my dad just said that women are born to cook and clean. I asked him why he said that, he said it was because ever since the beginning of time, women have done that stuff while men secured housing and meat for the family. I told him it was division of labor, because men had the highest survival rate in the fields, and women needed to be there to care for infants, tend the house, and such.
          
          He scoffed and said I had proved my point. 
          
          I then explained to him that in a modern world, we don't need to hunt for our meat, so it doesn't matter who goes out and works. I also explained that formula is packaged now, so there's no need for mom to be at home anymore. He told me to stop getting off topic. 
          
          So, I instead explained it to him this way. What if the blue socket only plugged into a blue socket, and a green socket only plugged into a green socket? The plugs are capable of being used for the same thing, but because of their circumstances, they cannot plug into the other socket, or else their prongs could be damaged, or the sockets could be damaged. 
          
          Well, what if someone made an adapter, that changed the blue to white, and green to white, and white can plug into any socket it needs to. That would eliminate the need for blue to go to blue, and green to go to green, because they're both equally capable of getting the same results. 
          
          He said I was being leftist, disrespectful, arguing with him, sassing, talking back, and that I needed to apologize, then told me I was sensitive and needed to grow up. 
          
          This is why America is fucked. 
          
          Oh and he also told me Elliot Page was a woman and needs to put a shirt on, even though he KNOWS I'm trans and said to my face that nothing could ever make a man into a woman, so I said that he has bigger boobs than me, so he shouldn't have his shirt off in public if some meat on a chest was too much for society to handle.

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@Naughty_Crab The point you made is a very good one, but some people just can't accept that they've lost an argument. He's the one who's being sensitive, you were right to call him out for saying something sexist. A trans man is more of a man than he will ever be if he can't learn to respect people. 
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Naughty_Crab

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As I'm sure you all know, Technoblade passed away. And I think I've gone Karen, because I want to ask the manager what the fuck he was thinking. 2022 fucking sucks y'all.

Naughty_Crab

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@just-tissue FUCK CANCER! I WON'T REPORT YOU AN HOPEFULLY NOBODY ELSE WILL! FUCK CANCER! 
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just-tissue

@Naughty_Crab IK, PLUS WE LOST CHADWICK TO THANKS TO CANCER 
            
            AND AS DREAM SAID;
            I DON'T USUALLY SWEAR HERE, BUT FÛCK CANCER (That wasn't really a swear, I just don't want to get reported)
            
            FUÇK CANCERRRR
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Naughty_Crab

Went to Taco Bell before going out of town to see Hamilton, and was like "I really want a Mexican Pizza. They're back, so I'll get one of those and munch on it." And they were SOLD OUT. 
          
          The funniest part was that their sign said, "Love is all consuming. And you consumed all the Mexican Pizzas. We underestimated your love." LIKE AT LEAST THEY'RE SELF AWARE OF THEIR PIZZA SHORTCOMINGS.

Naughty_Crab

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Real life story time about what happened today.
          
          So today was "Red Flag Day" for my school and you had to wear a red shirt for it. Well, I had my red shirt in my book bag, and my dad kept pestering me, saying, "What're ya gonna do with the shirt?" Repeatedly. 
          
          Well, I began to say, "I'm gonna wrap it around your fucking neck." But I got about halfway through fuck before I realized I was saying fuck to my dad. 
          
          He tells me to go to school and we'll talk about it at home. I spend the next ten hours in agony, wondering if I'm gonna get my ass beat. 
          
          So, I come home and start sucking up immediately. However, my dad is so impressed my the lasagna I made, I got off the hook. 
          
          I TOLD MY DAD I WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, WHILE SWEARING, AND GOT OFF THE HOOK SOMEHOW.

Naughty_Crab

@invisigerb25 Yeah I'm kind of a badass 
            
            Jk I was scared all day ngl
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